Walk Before Coffee? * T-Shirt

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Description

Your pet caused the chaos. This tee just has to survive laundry day. Our Gildan 64000 Soft Style is light, breathable, and easy to live in for days with no agenda and even less cleanup. Made to order. Less waste, less excess.

Gildan 64000 Soft Style, unisex classic fit, crew neck, runs true to size.
100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight and soft from the first wear. No side seams, ribbed collar, tear-away label.
Printed & shipped from the USA.

Lazy Pets Collection

"Pets Ruin Everything. We Print It"

Built to Last

Double-Needle Stitching

Every seam gets the reinforced treatment, built to survive daily wear and whatever chaos your pet brings into the mix.

No Side Seams

Knit in one piece, tubular style, so it holds its shape wash after wash instead of twisting up like your sleep schedule since you got a pet.

Garment-Dyed

Dyed after it's sewn for that soft, lived-in feel from day one. Wash cold, skip the bleach, tumble dry low, basically easier to care for than your pet.

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Printed in the USA

All US orders printed and shipped from right here at home, by people who also probably have a pet ignoring them right now.

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Amazing Comfort and Style

Soft, skin-friendly, built for real life.
Made to last through casual strolls, spontaneous dog park visits, and the occasional muddy paw print. Feel good while you show off exactly how much your pet has ruined and made your life.